Friday, February 10, 2006

Bob Costas presents...

Rob- I had no idea there were even ads on the clustermaps, I further had no idea they had anything to do with me. It's like realizing the cool group actually knows your name after all this time thinking they didn't.

Ro- Thanks, it takes a lot of courage to come forth like that. The rest of the human race feels bad for you.

Everyone else-
The opening ceremony for the Winter Games is tonight, Parade of Nations(I always secretly hope for a fight to break out when curling squads see each other from across the stadium. And then someone falls in love, and it can never be, for they are on the rival curling team. I smell sitcom.) and the lighting of the official Olympic Torch. Of course it's going to be a completely impractical method of lighting the torch, like shooting a flaming cannonball from Cleveland, bouncing it off a satellite, landing it in the torch, where it ignites and does a tap routine to and R&B remix of "We Are the World". If this does happen tonight, you'll know who stole it.

I was thinking about the Olympics a few days ago and decided it would be the kind of thing that the world would do if they were all at summer camp together. Just to kill some time and have something going on. But instead of being the best of Camp Otomowacamattanu, you'd be the best in the world. Something good about pulling together and playing games together. *Insert something cheesy about world peace*

You go get 'em world.

3 Comments:

Blogger Timmy Tapeworm said...

I feel the need to mention that Arrested Development's final four episodes will be running tonight on FOX opposite the Opening Ceremony. Didn't want you to miss them in the midst of Olympic fever.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Crap, Bob Costas also presents Bittorrent.

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tim, I think that Josh and I will both be watching the fab Parade of Nations tonight. We'll miss you. Your Mom

7:45 PM  

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