Boolean Operators v. Actual Operators

This one has actually been kicking around my noggin for some time. A week ago, for no other reason then boredom, (usually a very good indication of what is to come) I wondered what the inside of my dishwasher looked like when it was going. This thought only survived in my mind for a few more seconds before it was intercepted by common sense, attempted to explained itself, what it was doing just hanging out, what business it had there, did it have an appointment, and then was promptly thrown out via the ear. Before it was thrown out, it did explain that it didn't want to simply know how the dishwasher works, no it would be a much more interactive experience if it could SEE how it worked with the water sloshing around and such. It was precisely at this time that common sense kicked in, and pondered what a ridiculous idea that actually was. Which leads me to the idea of Instantly Horrible Ideas (or S.C.O.T.T.'s for short, I'm not sure that it's a hard and fast rule that acronyms have to correspond, plus, it's still my blog) This is why I've devised an easy process for identifying potential S.C.O.T.T.'s in the process:

Potential S.C.O.T.T. Risk if:
- this idea could drive the plot of any number of sit com's. (i.e. The Brady Bunch, Matlock, Dukes of Hazzard)
-you're instantly ashamed that you could think something at that level
-even so, you secretly want this idea to happen
-Scott actually said it
-you can't propose the idea to anyone with a straight face
-after several rounds of nay-saying, this still seems like a great idea to you
-when no one is home, the dishwasher pleads to be opened up when it's running

With this helpful list you can identify and label all your ideas and promptly follow all of them, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put my digital camera in the dishwasher, that'll solve everything. Readers, you're more then welcome to share.