Monday, March 20, 2006

If only there were someone here to easily explain Tax Codes!

My brother starting his job, a real one without the addition of feathers, as well as operating out of an office, rather than a birdcage- all on the Vernal Equinox, it's a coincidence of cosmic proportions.
Speaking of which, Spring has indeed sprung(sprang?) by virtue of the Vernal Equinox. And just what is this cosmological event of which I speak? In laymans, it is when the Sun crosses the Earth's equator, this happens just twice a year, the other being the autumnal Equinox. Interest peaked, want to learn more? Who doesn't, Interrobang! Here's the explanation for nerds, I'll see you there.

A second quick thought, why is Equinox isolated only to a rare astrological function? It seems better suited as a superhero, unless he is one already? Nerd Brother, I'm looking your way. And I think LayMan would make a fantastic sidekick, explaining away the most complicated theorems in easy to approach language. Awesome. Mint it, that's gold.

A parting gift for Monday, dogs naturally cool on their on their own, they're bred for radness, but wait! How could they get super rad? Easy, Doggles. I only go there because honestly, dogs in glasses, is there anything better?

Have a fantastic week.

3 Comments:

Blogger Timmy Tapeworm said...

Happy Spring everybody! It's still cold here in Chi-town.

I've never heard of any superhero that draws his powers from the Vernal Equinox. That seems more like a pagan thing to me. But you should probably start your own comic book company. You're just churning out the gold.

Doggles are hilarious.

Finally...

Real job = less sleep = lame

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm very upset about doggles. Seems to me that they are discriminating against dogs under 7 pounds. My little Biscuit might only weight 3 pounds but that doesn't mean he doesn't need stylish eye wear.
Love ya, Carrie

12:29 PM  
Blogger C_thegreat said...

late 80's/early 90's is the only time period cool enough (well period after the conception of comics/cartoons) to produce original characters, let alone cool superheroes. You're over a decade late, sorry.

~c

11:22 PM  

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